Well, nobody can say you’re not predictable, at least.
I’ll be happy to give you a little findom phone sex, but we’re gonna do it MY way, not yours. I know, you just wanna hand your money over to a hot young coed because it makes your dick hard, but let me tell you a little something: I don’t care what makes your dick hard.
Instead of a hot young coed, today, I’m going to be the Ghost of Christmas Present, and you’re going to be Scrooge, a role I’m sure you embody very well. And for every dollar you send to me, you’re going to send twice that to the charity of my choice. Why? Because I said so, mostly, but also because those are the rules for submitting to me. I want to do good for people, and I’m privileged enough not to actually need your money. It just amuses me to take it. But I don’t want to hoard it all. I want to spread your wealth around for all and sundry.
If that doesn’t make your dick hard, too bad. Maybe look at some porn or something while you do it. Once again, I don’t care what makes your dick hard. I care what makes me happy. And helping other people makes me happy!
So the Ghost of Christmas Present in the guise of this bratty Domme phone sex Goddess shows up in your bedroom. Your move, Scroogie.
